New Guy is named
New Guy is now called Useless, because frankly he is. Remember Incompentent Colleague? Useless makes IC look like a genius. He can’t explain grammar and frankly has no clue about it at all. Bosswoman figured that he wouldn’t work out from the beginning, but Bossman was unconvinced. He had Pompous Ponce attempt to teach Useless grammar (!) but he just can’t seem to catch on.
BM has already started looking for a replacement for him.