New Colleagues

Supposedly a new colleague is starting today as an addition to our staff. He was supposed to start on Monday, but he changed his start date at the end of last week. Also, Secret Smoker's replacement will be starting in ten days or so.

I wonder if either will show up, and how long they'll last?

**** Update 12h38 ****

New Guy has now pushed his starting date back to tomorrow. It's not even known if he's in the country yet.